Big Titty Angel decided to advertise for an assistant.
...the government had thought of a way to pay off their debts to British creditors. Knowing of our fondness for fish and chips they issued a new currency. Expect large mountains of cod to be piled up outside your local authority headquarters any day now-in these areas.
Due to the credit crunch Big Titty Angel and Ladyboy Shadow had to resort to desperate measures in order to afford some good English Breakfast Tea. They were down to their last three quid but looking on the bright side they still had more money than the Icelandic goverment!
Seriously folks - most of us in Blogland still have a fairly decent standard of living despite the world economic chaos. Today is Blog Action day on poverty. Don't forget those in real need.
Thunder Monkey had taken up with a bit of rough. At least he knew how to make a fairly decent cup of tea.
The electrical fault at the LHC, caused by Mighty Marwood and his properly brewed tea, caused a little kink in the space/time continuum so Big Titty World was saved!Big Titty Angel was no longer wearing a housewife skin but she now had to nurse baby Frou Frou, a hungry vampire Herdwick. She decided to sue the makers of Orangina for showing animal porn on the TV and not putting any warnings such as, drink responsibly or do not shag animals after drinking this product on the bottle.
She knew she should have stuck to tea.
...it was the day of the big switch on at the Large Hadron Collider and time began, very slowly and inexorably, to disappear up its own arse. Big Titty World ceased to exist and all our favourite inhabitants began to wink out of existence without even a whimper. No more Thunder Monkey or Bass Foxxx, no more Ladyboy Shadow, or Frou-Frou, or Woman with Fried Egg Breasts, or Scream in a Headscarf, or even Abraxas II ... could it be that a new world without evil might emerge?
Big Titty Angel herself went back to a time before her accident, when she was not an avenging angel but a woman in a housewife skin doomed to a perpetual existence of making cheese and cucumber sandwiches.
She wondered where she had left the teapot but then decided to have coffee instead...
... scientists were getting so excited about the switch on of the large hadron Collider that they were rapping about it. Sadly Mr P was not able to join in.
... a muscular bear showed her his prematurely ejaculating bottle of Orangina. Where would it all end?
