BTA vs. Twiggy

Big Titty Angel was unimpressed by the fact that TWIGGY IS BACK! Surely she has never been away, Marks and Spencer? How about making clothes for women with breasts? And comfortable knickers? And if you are going to flaunt that fact that you sell bras in larger cup sizes you could at least HAVE SOME IN STOCK!

PS Ladyboy Shadow is away at present, possibly buying clothes in M and S because they fit him.

A Holiday in Iceland

nuff said

Big Titty Angel visits Carhullan

Big Titty Angel found an uplifting quote by Joy Harjo but sadly her wings were shabby and a bit droopy after winter hibernation.

BTA was feeling waspish...

and then....Cosmic Ordering

Big Titty Angel decided to advertise for an assistant.

Wanted

Muse/creative collaborator to work with writer/poet/artist/visionary on fantasy project involving puppetry and/or digital animation.

Must be on my wavelength; interested in exploring mythical realms, the shadow, alchemy, sexuality, gender, faeries, demon ducks and cross-dressing dragons, all with a lightness of touch and humour.

You will be technically skilled and excel at attracting funding-a person of independent means will also be considered.

Must be able to travel and have a certificate of competence (level three or above) in making properly brewed English Breakfast Tea.

Applications by e mail or astral travel.

and then...

Big Titty Angel was worried about the latest health scare about drinking tea. But she didn't have to worry as everyone knows she always drinks properly brewed English Breakfast Tea. And she takes milk. Phew! The world has been saved from an another Orangina fuelled bestial sheep orgy.

meanwhile...

Baby Frou Frou (the vampire Herdwick) decided to run away to Wales to escape from the perverted desires of maruading Orangina drinkers. She was hoping to get a bit part in an advert.

and then in Devon....

Ladyboy shadow minced around the snowy countryside, closely followed by Abraxas II. They left strange stilleto/webbed footmarks that were mistaken for the hoofprints of satan himself!

The horror, the horror!

Big Titty Angel became a terrifying archetype from the Gundestrup Cauldron and Ladyboy Shadow fled in fear, sucking his tiny thumb.

WOT! No Tea?

Big Titty Angel and Ladyboy Shadow were horrified to hear that some people were being advised not to drink tea. Properly Brewed English Breakfast Tea is the cure for all evils and the saviour of the soul. If people can't drink tea they will have to drink Orangina and we all know what THAT leads to.

winter revels

The Scream-in-a-Headscarf was seen skiing down the fellside. Was her expression due to the financial situation or had she seen Ladyboy Shadow in his cute skater outfit?

and then...

Ladyboy Shadow had disguised himself as ballroom dancer Kristina Rihanoff. That's the real reason why John Sergeant pulled out of the Strictly final.

elsewhere on a grassy knoll

Sarah Palin and John McCain waited for the voting to finish.

meanwhile...

Ladyboy Shadow had got his extra extra high heels trapped in a water filled cattle grid.

and then...

Big Titty Angel was thoroughly drenched by a deluge of rain. Where was Ladyboy Shadow with his reviving pot of properly brewed English Breakfast Tea?

meanwhile in Iceland...

...the government had thought of a way to pay off their debts to British creditors. Knowing of our fondness for fish and chips they issued a new currency. Expect large mountains of cod to be piled up outside your local authority headquarters any day now-in these areas.

Poverty!

Due to the credit crunch Big Titty Angel and Ladyboy Shadow had to resort to desperate measures in order to afford some good English Breakfast Tea. They were down to their last three quid but looking on the bright side they still had more money than the Icelandic goverment!

Seriously folks - most of us in Blogland still have a fairly decent standard of living despite the world economic chaos. Today is Blog Action day on poverty. Don't forget those in real need.

eventually...

Ladyboy Shadow decided to train as a specialist cross-dressing nurse.

meanwhile...

Death called to play chess and was horrified to find Ladyboy Shadow playing footsy with him.

Meanwhile somewhere in Switzerland...

The build up of tea inside the particle accelerator caused a switch-off of the whole apparatus, just in time to stop Abraxas II materialising.