...she vented her spleen on a famous High Street store in protest at stupid fashions: clothes fit only for ladyboys with no bust or hips, tops with navel grazing necklines that you can't wear without another t shirt underneath, trousers cut so low that your arse hangs out, tops so short you have to expose your old stretch marks to all and sundry, badly made garments where the buttons fall off when you wear them once, jumpsuits that you have to take off in order to have a pee, and (the worst crime of all) -making knickers out of thin thrush-inducing lycra enhanced material and replacing comfy waistbands with malevolently thin elastic! (Don't think we haven't noticed St Michael)
This wasn't any menopausal rage-induced holocaust, this was a Marks and Spencer menopausal rage-induced holocaust.
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Love it, love it - this had me in stitches!
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