then...

They called their new mutant friend SPEEDY.

but...

She soon cheered up when Ladyboy Shadow told her that the wrinkles made her look wise and her new hair cut made her look MUCH younger.

meanwhile...

Big Titty Angel shed bitter tears, as she realised the 'pillow creases' were wrinkles.

and then

The mutants were terribly disappointing.

And then much later...

The disused factory at the edge of town appeared to be the ideal place to dump nuclear waste. Ladyboy Shadow was hoping for MUTANTS!