Friday, 10 September 2010
Monday, 22 March 2010
Thursday, 2 July 2009
Muse/creative collaborator to work with writer/poet/artist/visionary on fantasy project involving puppetry and/or digital animation.
Must be on my wavelength; interested in exploring mythical realms, the shadow, alchemy, sexuality, gender, faeries, demon ducks and cross-dressing dragons, all with a lightness of touch and humour.
You will be technically skilled and excel at attracting funding-a person of independent means will also be considered.
Must be able to travel and have a certificate of competence (level three or above) in making properly brewed English Breakfast Tea.
Applications by e mail or astral travel.
Wednesday, 1 April 2009
Big Titty Angel was worried about the latest health scare about drinking tea. But she didn't have to worry as everyone knows she always drinks properly brewed English Breakfast Tea. And she takes milk. Phew! The world has been saved from an another Orangina fuelled bestial sheep orgy.
Thursday, 26 March 2009
Saturday, 14 March 2009
Tuesday, 27 January 2009
Sunday, 11 January 2009
Saturday, 6 December 2008
Thursday, 20 November 2008
Tuesday, 4 November 2008
Sunday, 26 October 2008
Wednesday, 15 October 2008
Due to the credit crunch Big Titty Angel and Ladyboy Shadow had to resort to desperate measures in order to afford some good English Breakfast Tea. They were down to their last three quid but looking on the bright side they still had more money than the Icelandic goverment!
Seriously folks - most of us in Blogland still have a fairly decent standard of living despite the world economic chaos. Today is Blog Action day on poverty. Don't forget those in real need.
Saturday, 11 October 2008
Friday, 19 September 2008
Wednesday, 17 September 2008
Monday, 15 September 2008
Sunday, 14 September 2008
Thursday, 11 September 2008
Big Titty Angel was no longer wearing a housewife skin but she now had to nurse baby Frou Frou, a hungry vampire Herdwick. She decided to sue the makers of Orangina for showing animal porn on the TV and not putting any warnings such as, drink responsibly or do not shag animals after drinking this product on the bottle.
She knew she should have stuck to tea.
Wednesday, 10 September 2008
Tuesday, 9 September 2008
...it was the day of the big switch on at the Large Hadron Collider and time began, very slowly and inexorably, to disappear up its own arse. Big Titty World ceased to exist and all our favourite inhabitants began to wink out of existence without even a whimper. No more Thunder Monkey or Bass Foxxx, no more Ladyboy Shadow, or Frou-Frou, or Woman with Fried Egg Breasts, or Scream in a Headscarf, or even Abraxas II ... could it be that a new world without evil might emerge?
Big Titty Angel herself went back to a time before her accident, when she was not an avenging angel but a woman in a housewife skin doomed to a perpetual existence of making cheese and cucumber sandwiches.
She wondered where she had left the teapot but then decided to have coffee instead...
Monday, 8 September 2008
Ladyboy Shadow was rather concerned about a black hole opening up and hordes of evil entities pouring through from parallel universes, so he filled the kettle and got the teabags ready early.
Friday, 5 September 2008
Tuesday, 2 September 2008
Thursday, 28 August 2008
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
Wednesday, 13 August 2008
Tuesday, 12 August 2008
Monday, 11 August 2008
A pair of comfortable, voluminous stretchy black knickers with a soft waist band and double lined cotton gusset, and a cup of properly brewed English Breakfast tea with just a hint of Keemun; who could fail to reach enlightenment with those things conveniently to hand? But alas for the human race, such things are rarer than hen's teeth and the world must continue in chaos and destruction.