BTA was feeling waspish...

and then....Cosmic Ordering

Big Titty Angel decided to advertise for an assistant.

Wanted

Muse/creative collaborator to work with writer/poet/artist/visionary on fantasy project involving puppetry and/or digital animation.

Must be on my wavelength; interested in exploring mythical realms, the shadow, alchemy, sexuality, gender, faeries, demon ducks and cross-dressing dragons, all with a lightness of touch and humour.

You will be technically skilled and excel at attracting funding-a person of independent means will also be considered.

Must be able to travel and have a certificate of competence (level three or above) in making properly brewed English Breakfast Tea.

Applications by e mail or astral travel.

and then...

Big Titty Angel was worried about the latest health scare about drinking tea. But she didn't have to worry as everyone knows she always drinks properly brewed English Breakfast Tea. And she takes milk. Phew! The world has been saved from an another Orangina fuelled bestial sheep orgy.

meanwhile...

Baby Frou Frou (the vampire Herdwick) decided to run away to Wales to escape from the perverted desires of maruading Orangina drinkers. She was hoping to get a bit part in an advert.

and then in Devon....

Ladyboy shadow minced around the snowy countryside, closely followed by Abraxas II. They left strange stilleto/webbed footmarks that were mistaken for the hoofprints of satan himself!

The horror, the horror!

Big Titty Angel became a terrifying archetype from the Gundestrup Cauldron and Ladyboy Shadow fled in fear, sucking his tiny thumb.

WOT! No Tea?

Big Titty Angel and Ladyboy Shadow were horrified to hear that some people were being advised not to drink tea. Properly Brewed English Breakfast Tea is the cure for all evils and the saviour of the soul. If people can't drink tea they will have to drink Orangina and we all know what THAT leads to.