Thursday 10 July 2008

meanwhile in a museum in another part of the country


I bet you'd almost forgotten about this thread hadn't you? I had. Anway, meanwhile in a museum somewhere else, the strange power surge in the ancient computer caused some kind of melding of human and simian genes (either that or the punk girl shagged a dead monkey with its insides showing, or stole its DNA. Whatever.) It resulted in the creation of Thunder Monkey, a punk/machine/ape hybrid and drummer with the band Exploding Fox Vortex.
So now we're getting somewhere, we've got a bunch of women with amazing powers: an easily distracted avenging angel who likes properly brewed tea, a cross-dressing bent daemon(strictly speaking not exactly a woman but I'm not picky), a woman with fried-egg breasts who becomes a menopausal rage goddess and a funky punky monkey. It's a bit like Heroes but without any annoyingly good-looking young Americans in it, or like Gorillaz without any ex members of Blur.
And of course there's an arch enemy/evil nemesis- Abraxas II the demon duck.

3 comments:

Karen said...

can i play bass for them? i'm a bit rusty...

i think this is thunder monkey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB08leFMRnM

Gill said...

Of course you can play bass for Exploding Fox Vortex- who else would? Coincidentally I found that vid on you tube myself last night. Scary but interesting. Thunder monkey has nicer legs than that and not so many arms because Menopausal Rage Goddess plays rattlesnakes to help out with percussion. I think she kind of came out of that mechanical monkey toy that played the drums that you had as a child.

Gill said...

and of course I was born in the year of the metal monkey!