Tuesday 9 September 2008

Meanwhile somewhere in Switzerland...



...it was the day of the big switch on at the Large Hadron Collider and time began, very slowly and inexorably, to disappear up its own arse. Big Titty World ceased to exist and all our favourite inhabitants began to wink out of existence without even a whimper. No more Thunder Monkey or Bass Foxxx, no more Ladyboy Shadow, or Frou-Frou, or Woman with Fried Egg Breasts, or Scream in a Headscarf, or even Abraxas II ... could it be that a new world without evil might emerge?

Big Titty Angel herself went back to a time before her accident, when she was not an avenging angel but a woman in a housewife skin doomed to a perpetual existence of making cheese and cucumber sandwiches.

She wondered where she had left the teapot but then decided to have coffee instead...

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