Thursday 11 September 2008

Thank Fuck for Keemun!!

The electrical fault at the LHC, caused by Mighty Marwood and his properly brewed tea, caused a little kink in the space/time continuum so Big Titty World was saved!

Big Titty Angel was no longer wearing a housewife skin but she now had to nurse baby Frou Frou, a hungry vampire Herdwick. She decided to sue the makers of Orangina for showing animal porn on the TV and not putting any warnings such as, drink responsibly or do not shag animals after drinking this product on the bottle.

She knew she should have stuck to tea.

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