... that ghosts can be exorcised by throwing black beans over the shoulder at the feast of Lemuria. Unfortunately, due to the credit crunch, all Big Titty had in the house was a tin of Tesco Value Baked Beans in Tomato sauce, and the feast of Lemuria wasn't until May.
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They'll do fine, as long as there is salami to go with them. Certain hungry ghosts are notoriously allergic to it.
Unfortunately fish fingers and baked beans go very well together.
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