meanwhile...

Death called to play chess and was horrified to find Ladyboy Shadow playing footsy with him.

Meanwhile somewhere in Switzerland...

The build up of tea inside the particle accelerator caused a switch-off of the whole apparatus, just in time to stop Abraxas II materialising.

Minx!!

Later Ladyboy Shadow had trouble with an over tight corset.

meanwhile on her travels...

Thunder Monkey had taken up with a bit of rough. At least he knew how to make a fairly decent cup of tea.

meanwhile...

...our chums took tea in the grounds. Frou Frou was now fortunately on solids.

meanwhile...

Big Titty Angel was confused about the difference between a gadget and a widget.

Sunday Evening Classical TV Viewing

Now Ladyboy Shadow could indulge in his dream of being a naughty little minx from historical fiction!! Can you see his fake dumplings boys and girls?

meanwhile...

Ladyboy Shadow had also been up to no good with sheep and had caught bluetongue.

Thank Fuck for Keemun!!

The electrical fault at the LHC, caused by Mighty Marwood and his properly brewed tea, caused a little kink in the space/time continuum so Big Titty World was saved!

Big Titty Angel was no longer wearing a housewife skin but she now had to nurse baby Frou Frou, a hungry vampire Herdwick. She decided to sue the makers of Orangina for showing animal porn on the TV and not putting any warnings such as, drink responsibly or do not shag animals after drinking this product on the bottle.

She knew she should have stuck to tea.

Then, at the LHC...

A paradoxical woman from the future (dressed in mini skirt, huge shoulder pads and amazingly long false eyelashes as all good futuristic women always are) materialised at the centre of the action.

HURRAH!!!!!

Mighty Marwood (who had been curled up in a box belonging to Mr Schrodinger-from-next-door and was therefore in a quantum state of existence and non-existence simultaneously) managed to hover over Switzerland carrying a large teapot full of properly brewed English Breakfast Tea and drop it over the headquarters of the LHC. It caused a small electrical fault, which was blamed on something else. Could Big Titty World be saved?

Meanwhile somewhere in Switzerland...

...it was the day of the big switch on at the Large Hadron Collider and time began, very slowly and inexorably, to disappear up its own arse. Big Titty World ceased to exist and all our favourite inhabitants began to wink out of existence without even a whimper. No more Thunder Monkey or Bass Foxxx, no more Ladyboy Shadow, or Frou-Frou, or Woman with Fried Egg Breasts, or Scream in a Headscarf, or even Abraxas II ... could it be that a new world without evil might emerge?

Big Titty Angel herself went back to a time before her accident, when she was not an avenging angel but a woman in a housewife skin doomed to a perpetual existence of making cheese and cucumber sandwiches.

She wondered where she had left the teapot but then decided to have coffee instead...

meanwhile

Big Titty Angel gave birth to a little Herdwick lamb. Anyone got any suggestions for a name for this cute little product of an Orangina fuelled bestial sheep orgy?

meanwhile somewhere in Switzerland...

... scientists were getting so excited about the switch on of the large hadron Collider that they were rapping about it. Sadly Mr P was not able to join in.

Ladyboy Shadow was rather concerned about a black hole opening up and hordes of evil entities pouring through from parallel universes, so he filled the kettle and got the teabags ready early.

and then...

Darwin came back from the dead to say that all this interbreeding of species would not work.

meanwhile in China...

The Olympic Monkey started to be attracted to the Paralympic Cow.

and then...

... a muscular bear showed her his prematurely ejaculating bottle of Orangina. Where would it all end?

and then...

she found herself in a strange Orangina fuelled furry lesbian fantasy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the horror, the horror!

When Big Titty Angel went to bed a horrible shock awaited, lying on the pink flowered duvet.

previously...

Ladyboy Shadow had just put the kettle on, but would the aromatic scent of Keemun tea, mingled with Assam and PG Tips, be enough to avert a marching army of Vampire Herdwicks?

and then...

a relentless army of possessed vampire Herdwicks made their way through the storm.